A Debate is taking place in Dallas currently over the renaming of two schools in the area. First is the Zoolander school for kids who can't read good and want to do other stuff good too..... sorry; close, actually it's the Billy Earl Dade Learning Center. The area is considering changing the name to Barack Obama Middle School, or BOMS; not to be confused with Body Odor Middle School which is a common problem for middle schools where children enter puberty but lag behind hygenic awareness.The second school in the area is considering replacing their name with Sotomayor's. CBS 11 of the Dallas/Ft. Worth area reports reactions to the renaming as, "Overwhelmingly, the parents and the kids said we want Barack Obama and when you see those kids eyes, their eyes just started glowing, and even the parent's eyes were glowing just for the fact that their kid would one day go to the Barack Obama school."
Their eyes were glowing eh? Was it exposure to nuclear radiation or are they all posessed? What have B.O. and Sotomayor done? What deserves them the privelege of having things named after them. Granted schools are merely a propaganda epicenter for the liberal indoctrination for the next generation of Americans, so considering they are part of the same agenda I suppose it makes sense.
I propose naming a public rest area after Barack Obama or Sotomayor, or any other liberal member of Congress, because they make me sick to my stomach. Then I could have a comemmmorative place to crap, vomit, or both.
I'm now seriously considering a commemorative plaque on the back of my personal ceramic throne.
ReplyDeleteThat oughta do it.
Are you naming it something special like..... the Barack Obama Commemorative Porcelain Throne to Hope and Change or just something plain like the Obama-Toilet.
ReplyDeleteGWH, there just ain't no safe answer to that question.
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I think Obama would make a better bidet.. Rinsing away all of America's crap and anything left behind he can blame on the "Bush"
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