Well its official, the government is really trying to hide from us just how upside down the world is. Apparently Robots are attacking people, well more accurately, Swedes and it has been happening for 2 years. I for one never knew how dangers robots apparently are, to Swedes.I have run it down to one of two possible reasons why this is happening. First and the most likely, is that even robots are tired of Ikea flat packs and have decided to revolt against their masters.
Slightly less likely but still probable is that the robots are ashamed that a once proud warrior culture trained for death and destruction are now one of the most “progressive” (Read here commie) country’s in the world. Maybe the robots are revolting against the overwhelming sissyness of the country. Here is a more recent representation of the Swedes, interpret this how you will.
Assuming that it is the second reason can we expect our robots to start attacking us as the country goes down the sissy brick road? By becoming more socialized are we really exposing ourselves to a destructive new plague of revolutionary robots? It’s up to us to ring the warning bell.









